Unicron: *waves lipstick* MOON BASE STAR POWER! MAKE UP!!

*pretty lights and music and Unicron dancing*

Unicron: *poses pretty in his skirt* In the name of Chaos, I will Devour you!

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I've got voices in my head.

BASH IT! BASH IT!

I'm gonna do somethin' bad, I'm gonna do somethin' really bad! I'm gonna bash it. Bash it. BASH IT!!

But I don't wanna bash it!

BE THE BALL!!

But I don't wanna be the ball!

BE THE BALL!!

But I'm not a ball, I'm a person!

BASH IT! BASH IT!

Tell you what, if nobody minds, I'll be the ball. Let's just be the ball.

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